Don’t: Band photos
What? Why are these four guys so mad at me? And why are they standing in front of a trash-strewn vacant lot? Who are you guys, a tough gang from the bad part of town? Nope, you are every fucking band ever, and you are so boring to look at it makes me dizzy.
Don’ts: Black & white, Blurry photos on purpose, photos in/of Bathtubs, Burning (and dodging), Bums, Brooklyn, Blinking
Dos: Blogs, Breasts, Bunny ears (when you hold up two fingers behind someone’s head in a photo)
via Vice Magazine
Aaaaah… good to see our company getting the recognition it deserves in UK press.
Can this guy be more of a crime novel cliché?